At first this seemed like an amazing idea. I must have drawn it over a dozen times in the exact same way in the exact same manner in my sketch book just to see if it was really as smart as I thought it was and every time I looked at it I basked in the glory of my brilliance and wondered aloud to myself, "is there anyone as great as me in the world?"

Then I showed a few people. "Eh, I don't get it" was the most common response. Maybe i just love coffee too much.